Saturday, July 28, 2012

Will Self says...

'Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year at which you stand in the corner of your writing room, shouting very loudly to yourself while drinking a bottle of white wine. Then masturbate under the desk. The following day you will feel a deep and cohering sense of embarassment.'

-Will Self (Rule #10, 'Ten Rules for Writing Fiction', The Guardian, 2010)

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