Saturday, October 27, 2012

Jerry Seinfeld says...

'Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.'

Jerry Seinfeld (played by Jerry Seinfeld, 'The Visa', written by Peter Mehlman, Seinfeld, created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, 1993)

Note: This is Jerry's best attempt at being depressing, after George (Jason Alexander) begs him to stop being so funny, worried that his date will find Jerry more entertaining. Jerry ends up bumming everyone out so bad that George's date just wants to go home afterwards. Now that's comedy! Since I launched this blog back in June, I've been waiting to post this quote on my birthday. Done!

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