Thursday, November 1, 2012

Marge Simpson says...

'Hello, everyone. You know, Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don't understand it. Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils. Things on TV that are completely inappropriate for young viewers. Things like the following half-hour! Nothing seems to bother my kids, but tonight's show, which I totally wash my hands of, is really scary. So if you have sensitive children, maybe you should tuck them in early tonight, instead of writing us angry letters tomorrow. Thanks for your attention.'

- Marge Simpson (voiced by Julie Kavner, 'Treehouse of Horror', written by John Swartzwelder, Jay Kogen, Wallace Wolodarsky, and Sam Simon, The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening, 1990)

Note: Although Swartzwelder, Kogen, Wolodarsky, and Simon each wrote a segment of the episode, I'm not sure who actually wrote Marge's opening speech. Whoever it is, credit goes to you!

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