Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Louie CK says...

'This is a sizeable crowd, this is a big place, there's about 2500 people here. And that's, thats a lot of people, that's enough people to be like a sample of the population, 2500 people is enough people that you're all gonna experience a lot of, there's enough people here to say that within 2 months, at least one of you will die. I'm just saying, I think it's probably accurate to say that out of any random group of 2500 people, not all of ya are gonna make it til Christmas, unfortunately. There's going to be at least..one of you here tonight is going to ruin your family's Christmas, by dying a shitty death, and I don't know who it is, I'm sorry.'

- Louie CK (Live at the Beacon Theatre, Louis CK, 2011)

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